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Second Demotivational Poster


TAGS: second hand vegetarian meat on a plate
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 20, 2013, 12:49 pm
Another joke for my list to tell certain ones I know, hehehe. 5 meat slabs.
SteveFurlong - June 29, 2012, 5:39 pm
People say I'm a misanthropist. Not at all. I'm a humanitarian.

MODEL CITIZEN - Respecting his neighbor's opinions.

TAGS: guns second amendment neighbors respect house sign arrow
Rating: 3.98/5

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thundal - September 5, 2011, 9:33 am
I'm all for gun control, but wouldn't better education be a stronger deterrent? Also, some people are shocked to find out I have a maglock instead of a doorknob... electricity's a better way to say no~
Derek's a Retard - November 2, 2009, 1:23 am
Oh here's goes the stupid liberal again. I've got a challenge for you, try sneaking into my house and getting my gun, just try.
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:54 pm
Especially if they stole his guns
mmmBingSoo - October 27, 2009, 2:13 pm
hope someone robs this guys house just to do it for the lulz that would come of it
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 9:34 am
Brilliant. 5.

THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM - But the second mouse gets the cheese ...


TAGS: second childhood
Rating: 4.79/5

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Reality Lord - June 27, 2011, 1:44 pm

lolz...a married guy no doubt. get a girlfriend dude...they'll rock your socks off!!!
Hicktown - June 27, 2011, 12:48 pm
If only women acted like this in real life... normally doggy style is the man sitting and begging while the woman rolls over and plays dead
monstrolegume - June 26, 2011, 1:58 pm
tellitlikeitis - June 26, 2011, 7:18 am
Cute. Looks like fun to me.
Reality Lord - June 26, 2011, 6:56 am

funny...i have an account at deviant art but that is not where i came across this pic. i did check out skia and yes....very good stuff. i'll have to try and work more of his/hers.
the1stCOMMI3 - June 26, 2011, 12:57 am
Oh c'mon! Even I can take a hint like this
Cloudchaser - June 26, 2011, 12:44 am
Art by Skia. http://skia.deviantart.com http://www.furaffinity.net/user/skia Is a good, funny artist. Gallery is worth a look

SLOPPY SECONDS - I don't want yours

TAGS: seconds sloppy
Rating: 2.31/5

ALCOHOL - Even better on the way out.

TAGS: alcohol even better the second time around
Rating: 2/5

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forseti - April 15, 2010, 6:38 pm
ok folks, i drunk a bottle of wodka with one of my best friends and now we smoke some weed. you probably understand that this is amsome to me now. 5L from me. excuse me, i have to puke
karlingall - April 15, 2010, 5:39 pm
that is vomit so 1l
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 4:15 pm
I have to say 1L due to it just being Gross. I rejected it the first time just for that reason. I approved this one and your gay test one before it to show you just how well they would do.
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 4:12 pm
Wow, a vomit fetish. So do you pay lil Japanese ladies to puke on you? What would that be a jaded shower?
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 4:06 pm
or a wrestling fetish, or a Mario Brother's fetish, maybe a Santa fetish?
deadraisin - April 15, 2010, 4:03 pm
That's because you don't have a vomit fetish like I do.
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 3:32 pm
1L, this doesn't amuse me in the least bit.


TAGS: no second chance knife throw
Rating: 4.93/5

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Houseplant - January 29, 2012, 6:13 pm
Jack and Meg White of the "White Stripes". Great caption 5L
itsamario - January 29, 2012, 5:34 pm
never trust a knife thrower -_-
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 3:05 pm
with that kind of wind I wouldn't bet my life on the thr5wer :)



TAGS: my second sean type poster i hope you guys like it after all the hard work i put into this
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

DarkenedAngel - October 10, 2009, 4:04 pm
long read but great close
Derek - October 1, 2009, 5:49 pm
Sean - September 6, 2009, 12:31 am
I meant to mention the kind of tight punchline on your other one like this.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 12:30 am
very good, but I'm a sucker for a tighter punchline. But hey, to each his own.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 12:29 am
I like the fact that age matters. This is the subtlest repudiation of JAILBAIT posters Motifake has yet to see. This is way better than the usual Motifake offering, but guess what? Yer other one like this set the bar pretty high. This one is still
Briton of Rose - September 6, 2009, 12:11 am
Thank YOU, guys. I appreciate all the feedback YOU give me. If it weren't for YOU, I'd never have gotten past the "when YOU see it, YOU will shiite brix" phase. Again, thank YOU all. Oh, and I'm just waiting for Sean's review. What do YOU think, Sean?
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 1:20 pm
Doin' good Aggy...kickin' back watching the Ohio State - Navy game
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:18 pm
Hey Bone! Doing ok... how abouy you? (And quite the innocent title, I might add. The perfect icing on a birthday cake!)
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 1:03 pm
Regardless. it's a great story with that smack in the head ending!
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 1:02 pm
Hey buddy, how's going. YOU could be right!
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:00 pm
I like the overusage of "you" - keeps you suspecting where it's going, but never sure til the end.
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 12:58 pm
too many "you" in there. Is "you" the captive the captor? It seams like both...or am I reading that wrong? BofR I gave you a 4 because of that...but you're so damn close to perfect!
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:38 pm
AK - layin' down the truth!
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 12:37 pm
No, other way 'round.
bastian - September 5, 2009, 12:36 pm
I think most of the guys who gave this poster five lions didn't read anything underneath "birthday surprise". The girl deserves five lions, the text deserves a kick in the ass
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 12:27 pm
This kind of Looooong(ish)Fake I can deal with.
spacedog - September 5, 2009, 12:22 pm
Well done.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:14 pm
Pure genius. Thanks for the journey, Briton... it was well laid out.
dons - September 5, 2009, 12:11 pm
What a timely poster-this week finding a girl who was held as a sex slave in the back yard for 18 years in california
Chompers - September 5, 2009, 9:37 am
You just described my week
Haarakkon - September 5, 2009, 8:31 am
HerculesAgrees - September 5, 2009, 8:01 am
Like it :)


GOOD LOOKING OUT! - Gun stores, liquor stores, shoe stores, and FUNERAL PARLORS, have always had our back!!


THE SECOND COMING - "And what rough beast, its hour come 'round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?" - W. B. Yeats -


TAGS: otto liliental first flight wright bros kittyhawk second
Rating: 4.86/5

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hootizz - October 27, 2010, 4:04 am
'sniff sniff.., sob sob'.., it makes me proud to be a kiwi..., who said we couldn't fly.., thankyou agdaniele...
agdaniele - October 26, 2010, 12:00 am
I was hoping you'd appreciate this. Thank you, sir.
Derek - October 25, 2010, 4:24 pm
Oh yes! Well done.


TAGS: not that i actually care one damn bit about global warming or the damn enviroment and al gore cun suck my woah sorry about that got carried away for a second
Rating: 4.44/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 7:13 am
Hey, it's my hometown! We aren't called Smoggies for nothing.
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:07 am
Until then, 5L
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:07 am
We are the manufacturers of global environmental atrophy. All life forms will flourish in our self-induced demise.

OFFICE HARMONY - Some achieve it through through politeness, patience and a cooperative spirit. Some don't.

TAGS: bullets ammo rounds guns second ammendment
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Jmac0585 - June 15, 2010, 9:05 am
A well-armed society is a polite and considerate society.
crankyhead - June 14, 2010, 9:08 pm
Firearms in the workplace... that must be part of that "realistic civilization" thingy you and I were discussing earlier. 5 Lions singing in harmony for you sir =)
Faceplant31 - June 14, 2010, 8:53 pm
Nice one Jmac!


TAGS: men and strong women never hesitate samurais have but one second to act
Rating: 3.42/5

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Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 10:19 pm
Think that's more of a redneck proverb, lol. I got it from Red Green. jk
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 10:14 pm
LOL... not at all.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 10:13 pm
lol "What's right is right. Otherwise, it would be wrong and that ain't right."
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:52 pm
Kratos? Revenge? We've got one for that, too... it falls under "what's right is right"
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:47 pm
ITalian guys.... it's all about justifying everything you do with basically flawed, but sound logic.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 9:43 pm
That's a good rule...almost impossible not to follow it, unless you go the way of Kratos and off some gods.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:38 pm
Sorta like the italian way.... I never killed nobody who wasn't gonna die anyway.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 9:37 pm
Warriors have their own code of zen...you just have to kill people in a very civil way. lol
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:34 pm
Oh yeah.... very Zen.
sickartist - January 3, 2010, 9:03 pm
Nice one 5L

I MAY NOT BE PERFECT - But she'll enjoy all 25 seconds! Or, at least I will. And that's all that matters.

TAGS: i may not be prefect 25 seconds jack daniels
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by aPauling

SteveAlvey - July 23, 2009, 3:49 pm
I think she wants some whiskey dic!!! If that's the case she's lookin at an hour. She won't shit right for a week!!!
Douche Bagalow - April 2, 2009, 10:17 am
EPIC tits, a beautiful smile, and a fifth of Jack? That's it! I'm officially single now!
Teddyharvester - January 6, 2009, 6:23 am
Hell, after that bottle of Jack - why not.
Joey Eagleton - December 11, 2008, 11:17 pm
I'm sorry to hear you can only last 25 seconds.


TAGS: spice of life second try
Rating: 4.86/5

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culos - October 21, 2010, 3:54 pm
PM me for the original.....
Neener - October 21, 2010, 2:36 pm
I'm sure Culos has it in autographed poster size.
flint - October 21, 2010, 2:34 pm
I gave it 5l, cause i like it, nice pic, funny lines.. gonna have to find that pic without the black bars....
Neener - October 21, 2010, 12:16 pm
Me likey!


TAGS: laterally works for three seconds
Rating: 4.79/5

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foresti - December 14, 2010, 6:51 pm
this scared goat is looking out for hammy...
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 10:34 am
excellent!! 5L, quickly followed by, 43756


COURTING - "Wait'll I tell the guys about this chick! She's REALLY into me...I mean, this is only our first date and she's already giving me a hickey!"

TAGS: march challenge courting there will be no second date
Rating: 4.49/5

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spacedog - March 1, 2010, 5:40 pm
Heh, that hurts more than it tickles. Beauty LD.


TAGS: her first marriage was for love and the second for money
Rating: 4.44/5

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warface - September 14, 2011, 6:49 pm
Like the boldness of... it. 5L


TAGS: kentuckian first second cousin family
Rating: 4.43/5

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GreyScorpion - June 2, 2010, 11:04 am
sure, you had to bring that family episode up....Cousin Daisy should have run faster if she didn't want me to catch her. 5L
Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 10:58 am

PERSPECTIVE - Eight seconds can feel like an eternity if your the one on the bull.


TAGS: greybeards second to nuns
Rating: 3.68/5

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rogueagent - September 14, 2009, 5:09 pm
Hay there's a crew-person, I never notices that before.
Treehodger - September 13, 2009, 3:55 pm
"Zombie Strippers" is epic. : )

PROTESTS IN IRAN - If private ownership of firearms was legal there, do you think the police would be shooting into the crowds? (hint: the answer is NO)

TAGS: iranian 2nd ammendment second gun handgun
Rating: 3.63/5

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lgvernon - September 29, 2013, 4:03 pm

Comments on this thread are now closed. Please do not make any further comments. Thank you for your cooperation.
Kracujevac - September 29, 2013, 8:54 am
Probably made by an american retard who knows nothing about gun ownership in Iran and doesn't realize that you don't take guns to protests as it results in chaos and perhaps civilwar. They're educated people not dumb ass american hillbillies like yourself
computerethics - June 27, 2010, 6:43 pm
Iranian civilians are permitted to own handgun. It's constitutional there. Google Iran Constitution.
fred - November 20, 2009, 4:15 pm
The US is famous for shooting their own protesters morons.
Derek - August 30, 2009, 5:04 am
Quite right, the army would be shooting into the crowd.
Haarakkon - June 24, 2009, 10:56 pm
There's a flick that needs a cult following.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 10:53 pm
This was the best scene in "Streets of Fire"
Sean - June 24, 2009, 9:39 pm
Tin soldiers and Nixon's coming. We're finally on our own ... four dead in OHIO.
FTACHASER357 - June 24, 2009, 7:17 pm
This WILL be happening HERE in the US, this summer. Just wait and see. The LA riots were NOTHING in compared to what is about to happen.
Jmac0585 - June 24, 2009, 6:47 pm
That is why this won't happen in America... for awhile.


"FINAL" FANTASY - If they call it that, why do they keep on making more?

TAGS: final fantasy second attempt zapper
Rating: 3/5

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Zapper - February 2, 2012, 8:16 am
True, but then they went on to make XIII-2.
Zapper - February 2, 2012, 8:15 am
I know. It's just a joke.
himitsutokumei - February 2, 2012, 1:33 am
Actually, I researched that my senior hear in high school. They were starting to go out of business, so it was going to be one of the final game they made. It sold so well that they started making more.
Anonymous2 - December 4, 2010, 11:42 pm
Because until they made X-2, not a single one was a sequel.



SECOND CUP - With the right two girls, one cup just isn't enough.

LOVE TUNNEL - I just made sweet love to this. Further posts are just sloppy seconds.

TAGS: love tunnel sloppy seconds
Rating: 1.88/5

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aPauling - June 27, 2008, 2:15 pm
BTW, this was totally consensual. The tunnel loved every second of it. (All four seconds!)
T2 - June 27, 2008, 1:56 pm

SLOPPY SECONDS - I loves them!!!

TAGS: tunnel love sloppy seconds
Rating: 1.78/5

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LogicDude - March 14, 2009, 11:11 pm
Simple answer OMG, you don't...99% of ALL tunnels really, really suck and should just be comments, not posters.
OMGWTFBBQ - March 14, 2009, 10:51 pm
Question : how do you add to the tunnels?Please e-mail me the answer at meatwad260@gmail.com
aPauling - August 22, 2008, 12:39 pm
Ha! I just gave you teh Aids!

CHICKS IN SECOND LIFE - Not quite what you expected

TAGS: second death chicken
Rating: 1.43/5

headquarters for moderators -

TAGS: second floor offices
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 1, 2013, 5:18 pm

Well...somebody's gotta watch me!
ughomer - October 1, 2013, 5:13 pm
Yeah, and your office suite is right next to Mr. Moti!! How lucky is that??
lgvernon - October 1, 2013, 4:20 pm

Thank goodness for an escalator. Working my poor liddle finners to the bone for you people leaves me scant energy for climbing stairs. (High-pitched whine fades as she travels aloft.)
ughomer - October 1, 2013, 3:15 pm
Silverheart ~ did you notice the spelling of "floor" at the top of the suite listings for floor #2?
Silverheart - October 1, 2013, 1:03 pm

AnimeOtakus in the penthouse suite!

I wonder about Gutenberg -


OhNoSecond -

TAGS: second tent man lion camera
Rating: 4.4/5

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Oldsod - March 22, 2014, 10:53 pm
Yep...done that a couple of times. Fortunately, never with a lion.


SPLIT SECOND - The instance you realize that your toddler has mastered below the belt boxing.

TAGS: split second toddler defensive impact
Rating: 4.33/5

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MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 1:12 pm
Especially if it's at the diningtable when the inlaws are over for dinner!

BETWEEN THE RESURRECTION AND THE SECOND COMING . . . - . . . Jesus used his carpentry skills to make some extra coin

TAGS: wood carpentry car jesus resurrection second coming coin skill
Rating: 3.89/5

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R.S.Jake - February 18, 2010, 1:35 pm
That may be true, it says "woodshop 3 years" under his Senior Yearbook photo.
Treehodger - February 18, 2010, 1:23 pm
Funny bit of information. Did you know that the Bible says Jesus work with his hands. This does not actually mean a carpenter. Based on newfound evidence of his old hometown, it was more likely he was a mason or farmer. Still, love the poster!

SPLIT SECOND - On certain nights the Moon seems to be within your grasp

TAGS: split second moon bad sight
Rating: 3.86/5

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panic8 - November 5, 2010, 3:12 pm
It seems that the daily chat with cam girls from Russia made me sloppy... "You clothes off quick!"
Faceplant31 - November 5, 2010, 1:57 pm
You can always PM a reg or a mod to get your stuff proof read before you submit and get rejected panic.
panic8 - November 5, 2010, 1:37 pm
I'll try my best, but I need an update in English first... itsa baaad so me got rejected for spelling/gramma too often!
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 12:48 pm
Well played. More of this, less of everything else.

THERE ARE TIMES WHEN FINISHING SECOND . . . - . . . is not an option.


TAGS: do over done with correction to second line
Rating: 3.29/5

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agdaniele - October 11, 2009, 9:32 pm

INVESTORS - Waiting for their bubble to burst.


TAGS: cod4 cod5 last stand second chance
Rating: 2.38/5

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Ex3 - June 7, 2009, 4:36 am
@fatty Its a COD4-5 joke
Truuk - May 30, 2009, 8:19 pm
France during the Second World War, it wasn't safe!
Fatty - January 19, 2009, 1:11 pm
Is that like, come and put you in a safe? Or maybe come and put the safety on your gun? I don't get it?

THOMAS JEFFERSON - Bukake target for gun nuts.

TAGS: oh the second amendment oh oh oh oh i better wipe that off
Rating: 2.15/5

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Verrater - February 18, 2011, 10:40 pm
TJ was a gun nut you moron and so am i. :) "One loves to possess arms, though they hope never to have occasion for them." --- Thomas Jefferson to George Washington, 1796. The Writings of Thomas Jefferson, (Memorial Edition) Lipscomb and Bergh, editors.
whatukno - June 13, 2010, 1:32 am
dunno, do you fap to a picture of Thomas Jefferson when you conceal your firearm?
MadTarnsman - June 12, 2010, 9:08 pm
It's "bukkake" and I guess a concealed carry permit makes me a gun nut??

degrees of murder -

SECOND IDEA - When the first idea about a prostate exam didn't exactly pan out.

Legends Live Forever -

TAGS: lane frost bullriding legend 8 seconds
Rating: 4.82/5

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Thedge - November 7, 2014, 2:49 pm
Understood the risk, did it anyway I would think. More accurately, know fear?
lgvernon - November 7, 2014, 1:42 am

I was there that day and watched it happen.
Bandit5906 - November 6, 2014, 11:30 pm
26 yo and gone in a flash. No fear!
Thedge - November 6, 2014, 5:51 pm
Bullriders. That is a special kind of person, for certain. 5

DEATH - Every seconds without you... ... is an obstacle.


TAGS: new orleans second line parade
Rating: 4.5/5

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mizzdizz - May 30, 2015, 6:42 am
come outa the closet, Cloudy!
Cloudy - May 30, 2015, 3:54 am
If that is so, there should be furries in that photo